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AI is making power moves this weekāfiring bureaucrats, cooking your fries, running your finances, and even deciding whatās in your shopping cart (without asking).
Elon Musk wants AI to replace half the government, bioengineered brain cells might be the future of computing, and Amazon just gave Alexa a serious glow-up. Meanwhile, AI-driven accountants are coming for QuickBooks, McDonalds just hired thousands of AI fry cooks, and MIT is making smart fabric that monitors your health.
Oh, and if you thought AI-generated scams were bad now, just waitāvoice cloning tech is getting way too good.
Letās get into itā¦
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šļøš¤ Elon Wants AI to Fire Half of the Government
Elon Musk thinks bureaucracy is outdated and AI could replace a huge chunk of the federal workforce. Could chatbots really run the country better than humans? He seems to think so. (š Link)
š§ š„ļø Brain Cells in a Petri Dish? Meet the Future of AI
Researchers have created bioengineered intelligenceāyes, actual brain cells grown in a lab and trained like AI. Forget silicon chips, the future might be organic computing. (š Link)
š¢šļø AI Agents Will Soon Buy Stuff Without Asking
Your AI assistant is about to start shopping for youāand not just groceries. Smart AI agents are learning your habits, preferences, and impulse-buy weaknesses. Great for convenienceā¦ but will it bankrupt you? (š Link)
šš¤ AI is Running the Golden Arches Now
McDonaldās is super-sizing its AI gameāthink automated order-taking, voice recognition, and maybe even a robot flipping your Big Mac. The fast-food giant is rolling out AI upgrades to speed up service, cut costs, andāmaybeāfinally get your order right. (š Link)
š°š AI Just Declared War on QuickBooks
Digits is rolling out an AI-driven accounting tool to take down QuickBooks and Xero. Say goodbye to Excel hellāAI is coming for finance teams everywhere. (š Link)
šš Alexa Just Got a Major Brain Upgrade
Amazonās Alexa Plus is smarter, more personal, and infinitely more useful than the current smart assistant. It remembers your routines, helps run your home, and even reads your emails (only if you let it). Think of it as Jarvis, but for real lifeāexcept you donāt need a billionaireās lab to use it. (š Link)
āš„ AI is Roasting Your Coffee (And Maybe You Too)
An AI-powered coffee chatbot at Caseyās General Stores is now helping customers find the perfect roast. Smart baristaā¦ or just another way for AI to judge your caffeine habits? (š Link)
šāāļøš©ŗ Fabric That Monitors Your Entire Body? MIT is Working on It
MITās new thread-based fabric computers could track your vitals just by wearing a T-shirt. Now we just need them to fold themselves. (š Link)
š¢š AI Voice Cloning is Getting Too Good
A new report says AI voice cloning tools are out of control, with weak security making them perfect for scams and deepfakes. Get ready for a world where you canāt even trust your momās voice on the phone. (š Link)
š„ LODGERIN IS ON FIRE! | And Expanding Fast!
Last week, we introduced Lodgerin, the platform thatās making medium-term rentals actually workāno more endless apartment hunts, sketchy subleases, or last-minute lease scrambles. Property owners get a seamless way to manage their listings, while corporate clients, universities, and renters get a friction-free way to secure housing across major citiesāincluding Miami.
But hereās what really caught our eye after digging in some more: Lodgerin just tripled its revenueāfor the second year in a row. š That kind of growth only happens when a platform solves a real problem.
And now, theyāre gearing up for something even bigger. CEO Ćscar Rubio will be at eMerge Americas to unveil a new product designed to make life even easier for renters and property managers. If youāre in Miami, keep an eye outāLodgerin is redefining how cities like ours handle medium-term rentals.
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