🕵️‍♂️💼 Zuck’s got a list. Are you or your CTO on it?

Hey Explorers!

They’re forming bands. Diagnosing diseases. Delivering Teslas.

AI didn’t take the week off, and neither did Zuck, who’s quietly poaching the best AI minds in the business with 9-figure offers. 🤯 (that’s not a typo)

This week’s Dispatch is stacked: bot-on-bot ad wars, smile-powered diagnostics, and a Tesla that literally shows up at your door on it’s own.

Here’s what’s going on... 👇🏼

⌨️🚀 Learn to Code? AI Says… Don’t Bother
The creator of one of the world’s top AI coding tools just dropped a truth bomb: maybe humans should stop learning to code. AI’s already writing your loops, fixing your bugs, and shipping your apps while you’re still stuck on “Hello, World.” The real skill now? Prompt like a pro. (🔗 Link)

🕵️‍♂️💰 Zuck’s Secret AI Hit List: Are You on It?
Zuckerberg is sliding into DMs with $100M offers and he’s recruiting talent like it’s the AI Avengers. If your lead engineer suddenly starts “journaling more,” they might be next. No LinkedIn post. Just hush-hush, high-stakes poaching. (🔗 Link)

🤖🛡️ Ads Targeting Ads: Who’s Selling to Whom?
AI bots are now making, buying, and clicking ads—for each other. It’s like the internet turned into a mirror maze… and your ad budget’s lost inside. While humans scroll past, a toaster just bought a rice cooker. (🔗 Link)

🎸👻 Velvet Sundown: The “Band” With 325K Listeners (That Might Not Exist)
They’ve got thousands monthly streams on Spotify and other streaming platforms, but no gigs, no interviews, and maybe not even… people. This AI band is just vibes and a prompt. If an algorithm can drop hits, what’s stopping your next favorite artist from being an AI? (🔗 Link)

🚗🤖 Tesla’s Delivery Driver Is… the Car Itself
Straight from the Gigafactory to your curb. Tesla’s latest rollout just skipped the dealership and the driver. Your next ride might honk itself into your life. No haggling. No humans. Just “delivery complete” and keys in your inbox. (🔗 Link)

🩺🤖 Your Next Doctor Might Be an Algorithm
Microsoft’s new AI just smoked doctors in a diagnosis showdown—nailing subtle symptoms humans missed. No waiting room. No vacation days. Just 24/7 diagnostics with zero ego. So… would you rather text a chatbot or wait two weeks for Karen at the front desk to call you back? (🔗 Link)

🧪🔍 10-Second Parkinson’s Test? AI Says It’s Here
A fast, frictionless AI test that spots Parkinson’s before you ever feel it—using just your smile, voice, and micro-movements. Early detection just leveled up. The wild part? Your next checkup might happen during a phone call. (🔗 Link)

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